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For instance, you think your roommate is a slob? Cher lived with the disheveled, drug-addled Gregg Allman for 2 years. She threatened to dump him if he didn’t clean-up his act. And he didn’t. So she did. See? It’s that easy.

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From Dear Sonny & Cher in 16 Magazine Issues

Issue 1: Issues include: I’m too tall, Cher hair, she only wants to be a friend and I’m not attractive.

Issue 2: Issues include: How to tell if a boy likes you.

Issue 3: Issues include: Cher you are so beautiful and I’m not.

Issue 4: Issues include: This boy sure acts funny, my parents are no fun and I’m ugly.

Issue 5: Issues include: getting my own style, hair on my forearms, bad pen pals and fat thighs.

Issue 6: Issues include: boys, boys and more boys, too skinny, buck teeth and nail biters.

Issue 7: Issues include: boys, bad boys, mean girls, teeth and hair, weight loss, depression and breaking up

Issue 8: Issues include: boys, freckles, eye circles and perfection.

Part 9: Issues include: flirting, femininity, rebound dating, makeovers, parental control over teen money.

Part 10: Issues include: acne, boys as hunters, girls who wear glasses, friendships with girls and ugliness.

Part 11: Issues include: going steady, growing out your hair, little pests, square hair and surviving being grounded.

Part 12: Issues include: boys (natch!), big noses, square friends, clingy girls, girl competition for boys, shy boys.

Part 13: Issues include: competition over boys, performance anxiety, the teenage 9 year old, outgrowing our peers and girls loving football.

Part 14: Issues include: weight issues, playing hard to get, dating older people: what will your parents think?

From Cher Zine

Ask Cher Scholar from Cher Zine Vol 1
Boss-bashing, Cher Scholar-mothering, Cher-impersonating, first-date-spanking, friend-shunning, harassment-dodging, party-girling, rib-shopping, Ricky Martin-dating, self-flagellating, sister-mentoring, waiter-stiffing, wallpaper-yanking.

Ask Cher Scholar from Cher Zine Vol 2
Can poetry matter?, Can Cher covers matter?, diversify your 401(k), doggie-humping, living in Cher squalor, materialism or Cher excess, plastic surgery shopping, sexist-pig defending, too young for Cher?, vocabulary-improving, women who like Cher and the men who love them.