{"id":1220,"date":"2016-03-23T10:32:36","date_gmt":"2016-03-23T10:32:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cherscholar.com\/cherblog\/the-bloids-and-celebrity-abduction\/"},"modified":"2023-02-20T08:20:13","modified_gmt":"2023-02-20T15:20:13","slug":"the-bloids-and-celebrity-abduction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cherscholar.com\/cherblog\/2016\/03\/the-bloids-and-celebrity-abduction\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bloids and Celebrity Abduction"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Normal_fotos1979prisoner_10a\"<\/a>Celebrity Prisoners!<\/h4>\n

Sooo\u2026a tabloid story did come out, I guess, although it wasn\u2019t The Enquirer<\/em>. It was Radar.online<\/a> claiming that Cher has been brainwashed, drugged and put \u201cunder the spell\u201d of someone close to her. And then there was this denial story<\/a> which seemed as implausible for some reason as the original story.<\/p>\n

But the stranger part was that last week a similar story cropped up that Richard Simmons was similarly being held hostage in his own house because he hasn\u2019t been seen in public in over two years. In that story Richard Simmons phoned in to tell Entertainment Tonight <\/em><\/a>that he was fine and had recently had knee surgery. Interestingly he refrained from including a photo.<\/p>\n

So here are a few takeaways for us:<\/p>\n

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  1. \"Richard-better\"<\/a>Is anyone else out there outraged that all these 1980s fitness gurus (Jane Fonda and Richard Simmons, both whom I followed and still do) have had knee problems in their old age? I mean, as I start doing physical therapy on my own knee this week, the thought does occur to me: did we ruin our knees doing too many high impact aerobics?<\/li>\n
  2. What is going on with all the celebrity abduction mythologies? These aren't even the first two! Remember the conspiracy of celebrity napping perpetrated by Randy Quaid and his wife<\/a> before they hightailed it to Canada? A few more stories like this and even I might start believing in Star Whackers.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Cher seems to be feisty and fine, however, as these Twitter stories suggest:<\/p>\n