{"id":2534,"date":"2011-04-06T12:33:12","date_gmt":"2011-04-06T18:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cherscholar.com\/cherblog\/a-chers-eye-view-cher-tweets\/"},"modified":"2023-02-20T08:30:31","modified_gmt":"2023-02-20T15:30:31","slug":"a-chers-eye-view-cher-tweets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cherscholar.com\/cherblog\/2011\/04\/a-chers-eye-view-cher-tweets\/","title":{"rendered":"A Cher’s Eye View (Cher Tweets)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Twitter-chershoes\"<\/a> The pics in this post are from Cher's tweets. For instance, Cher takes a picture of her feet. Who hasn't done that??? That's my favorite one!<\/p>\n

There are many cool developments in Cher-tweet-land…Cher's eye view pictures being the best. It's like…could you do a tweet an autobiography?<\/p>\n

Some ask, "Is it really Cher tweeting?" It doesn't seem too foolish to believe that she is. The tweets are honest, peppery, emotional and even occasionally humanly mundane…and contain a quality of vagueness beyond what an assistant or publicist would contribute.<\/p>\n

That said, when folks criticize her spelling and grammar–it's ludicrous. Seriously, Twitter is the land of C U Ltr<\/em>. It seems these people are just poking Cher with a stick is what that is all about.<\/p>\n

Which is why when Cher asks: "If people don't like me then why not just stay away & follow who They Love?" and "I must b very na\u00efve cause I still don\u2019t understand why people who don\u2019t like me come here? Seems mean 4 no reason" <\/strong> My opinion: they come to get a rise out of Cher\u2026which they are more likely to get with something negative than something positive.<\/p>\n

\"Twitter-cher-nepal\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Cher in Nepal: Last night John made me watch a National Geographic show about Big Foot in Nepal.<\/p>\n

So anyway, I\u2019m behind with the Cher tweets\u2026does that make me a bad fan? Make no mistake, I love the tweets. Cher is very generous with her tweet time.<\/p>\n

"Ok let\u2019s pick a topic & talk to each other! Something u think I won\u2019t answer! Let\u2019s stay away from XXX! We respect one another"<\/strong> Mar 23<\/p>\n

I\u2019m 35 text pages behind!!!  Cher has been a tweet'n fool too. And pouring over them feels like trying to uncover mysteries in biblical texts.<\/p>\n

In any case, there is no need for Cher to defend her tweets with dyslexia. ("Dyslexia SORE spot 4 me! School was hell! Said I was lazy.\u201d <\/strong>Mar 23) Even if she wasn't dyslexic, she can freakin tweet any way she wants.<\/p>\n

Anyway, back to September of last year: Cher is loving on Lady Gaga\u2019s VMA dress and she was just getting her tootsies squished into Grauman\u2019s Chinese Theater ("the impossible dream of a tiny 4 yr old come True!"<\/strong> and "the first time ever someone got to throw glitter all over it." <\/strong>Nov 18). Again, Cher laments \u201cI feel my Best Pictures are behind me\u201d <\/strong>which boggles the mind. I feel like we\u2019ve been hearing this since Believe<\/em> and there have been amazing amazing pictures since then, The Vanity Fair<\/em> pics are really beautiful. Stand right up there with anything from the 70s or 80s.<\/p>\n

I "liked" Cher on Facebook (as I was told to do Sept 30)<\/p>\n

<\/a>\"Twitterfanpic\"<\/a> <\/a> I love this picture…an near-Cher-view of a fan getting his All I Ever Need Is You<\/em> (1972) album signed in New York City (posted Nov 11). I love that album. I really do.<\/p>\n

You haven\u2019t seen the last of me is now in Cher's top 5 songs she's done. Oct 23…says Burlesque<\/em> isn\u2019t Shakespeare and is predictable but is beautiful and fun. Indeed.<\/p>\n

Says Zimmerman is writing for teen Disney show, Shake it Up<\/a> and Cher was sad when she lost half a years worth of texts between her and Rz…\u201cI\u2019m desolate! They were precious 2 me\u201d<\/strong> (Mar 14) This reminds me of the heartache of losing creative and personal work from computer crashes. Technology has a sucky side. Which is why I'm wary of using document scanners for important docs. A fire seems less likely than a computer crash.<\/p>\n

Cher thanked her fans for the last night in her three-year Vegas run: \u201cpacked audience on their feet for nearly the whole show! They screamed and yelled with excitement and delight" <\/strong>Feb 8<\/p>\n

Cher now has a YouTube station: http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/cher<\/a> but there's not much on it yet<\/p>\n

Cher often expresses concern for friends in surgery or sick. She expressed honest disappointment about the Oscars shunning for Best Song, \u201cWould u like Some Cheese 2 go with that WHINE!\u201d <\/strong>Jan 26  (her own "Snap out of it!")<\/p>\n

She raises the interesting identity question: "Why would someone pretend to be me. It\u2019s meaningless 4 them. Instead of making them feel more\u2026it must make them feel less\u201d<\/strong> Nov 6<\/p>\n

She "Didn\u2019t know caps were shouting! Sorry! I\u2019m SO out of the loop. Probably out of the loop Is outa the loop" <\/strong>Feb 23<\/p>\n

\"Twitter-cherdressing<\/a> \"Twitter-beforeshow\"<\/a>  <\/p>\n

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Two gorgeous pics of Lovely Cher backstage before Vegas Caesars shows.<\/p>\n

"Who or What is Cher Lloyd" <\/strong>Mar 15 (Cher Lloyd is who clogs up my Cher google searches, that\u2019s who!)\u2026this comment causes drama to ensue from Cher Lloyd's minions: "I guess I live in a cave. No Disrespect meant !"<\/strong> The next day she apologizes for not knowing tweet etiquette (who does?) "give me a fn break here\u2026There\u2019s rm 4 both she has more followers cool! There truly is lots a rm! It\u2019s a Big planet!"<\/strong><\/p>\n

Which is nice of Cher to say…but…honestly…can we be honest here in the 5th decade?…the planet does not<\/em> have room for most celebrities, which is why they fade away predictably within months, years or a decade at most. Cher takes up a lot <\/em>of planet room\u2026.nothing against thousands of other celebs who didn\u2019t make it 5 decades\u2026it\u2019s just\u2026you know…the odds are not good for Cher Lloyd. I could be wrong. Let\u2019s touch base in 20 years. If I\u2019m wrong. I\u2019ll eat my hat.<\/p>\n

People are asking questions (I'm so jealous!) but we only get to see the answer and I am forced to guess at the questions:<\/p>\n

"long blk straight, But I try to make it wavy. Only works in Maui" <\/strong>Mar 15 (Is your hair straight or wavy?)<\/p>\n

"true ! Broke it long ago ! Compound fract. but was in rehearsal 4 a show wore cast 2 wks Dr said 'you'll pay' "<\/strong> May 15 (Was it true you broke your toe?)<\/p>\n

"Neon Pink on toes Metallic rose glitter on fingers Not deep or meaningful, it's just what I'm Doing right now"<\/strong> Mar 15 (What nail polish do you wear?)<\/p>\n

\"Twitter-chercat\"<\/a>Cher dishes about pets. Awww!<\/p>\n

"My cat 'Mr Big' found him on tour undera truck, alone ! Tiny little thing! I took pic & did silly art work"<\/strong> mar 16 <\/p>\n

"Love both ! Found puppy in dirt alone (my karma) Rome ! Fought Lily T. 4 him (kidding) name pipo ! My Sister G Took him" <\/strong>(Do you like dogs or cats?)<\/p>\n

"loved my dog Kuma ! Akita ! It's cool people Love their pets ! He's Gone, but what a Prince he Was. Strange, writing this i got tears<\/a>"<\/strong>
Mar 16<\/p>\n

On Kathy Griffin: "Let\u2019s talk Kathy! I love her. Took her to Maui with G & bunch a my best friends 4 years! Only KG and RZ make me laugh uncontrollably! She is very kind, dresses up when not working. Me, I live in Chrome\u2019s sweatpants." <\/strong>Mar 16<\/p>\n

"Love 2 play wii tennis! It\u2019s so much fun & great cardio!"<\/strong> Mar 17<\/p>\n

This reminds me. I just finished a Mark Twain biography, a 600-page opus by Ron Powers. Did you know Mark Twain wrote with a bunch of ampersands in his correspondence & he would probably tweet that way too.)<\/p>\n

"NO In & OUT Couple times a yr 3 jack tacos & choc shake whipped cream No Cherry!" <\/strong>Mar 17<\/p>\n

\"Twitter-chercloset\"<\/a>"In bed watching tcm! Not tired but gotta get up early\u2019n work out. Been cleaning out my closet 4 what seems like half my adult life"<\/strong> Mar 17<\/p>\n

"Hi Lovely's! Ran across my orig S&C Fur vest ! Will take pic tonite & post ! Am in closet will take pics !"<\/strong><\/p>\n

Look at all those shoes!<\/p>\n

She solicits opinions about playing Mother superior to an orphanage on The Three Stooges movie (I\u2019m agnostic) mar 18 "I want 2 do more films! \u2026something 2 sink my teeth in! completely different! Unexpected! Cher put a sock in it." <\/strong><\/p>\n

Cher: explore your inner villain! Cher Scholar put a sock in it.<\/em><\/p>\n

"Several mes! Calm impatient young old funny sad outgoing shy soft sharp laugh cry" <\/strong>Mar 18 (Who is the real you?)<\/p>\n

"No Been Cher ALL MY LIFE! Only Cherilyn when in trouble!" <\/strong>Mar 24 (Were you ever called Cherilyn?)<\/p>\n

"With Meryl saved girl from getting rapped by HUGE MAN between little Italy china town midnight"<\/strong> (No way!)<\/p>\n

She almost had car accident after Chaz\u2019s bday party on Mar 20: "yah but party was tonite ! Many people were away on 4th"<\/strong> (Why was Chaz's bday party on the 20th?)<\/p>\n

Says she is "ipad\/phone possessed. Artist I love So! Has song 4 me & maybe she & I duet! Oh happy Day lovelies"<\/strong> mar 21<\/p>\n

"Wash every other nite! Unless needed don\u2019t user dyer! Put is swirly big bun and let it dry that way" (<\/strong>How do you wash your hair?)<\/p>\n

Finally we have questions included around March 26!<\/p>\n

"I would have dinner with Jesus Buddha Shakespeare Billie Holiday Harry Hopkins" <\/strong>mar 26<\/p>\n

"what\u2019s your fave quotation that you truly live by? If it doesn\u2019t matter in 5 years, it doesn\u2019t matter! Mom"<\/strong> Mar 26<\/p>\n

On Liz taylor: "I was once going through Hard time & She was So Kind 2 me" <\/strong>Mar 26<\/p>\n

"Don\u2019t sing my songs. Do wear my perfume. Fav song Winter Shade of Pale I\u2019m hippy"<\/strong> Mar 26<\/p>\n

\"Twitter-cherbuddha\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Cher's pool with a Buddha statue.<\/p>\n

Zimmerman turns out is a "big fan horror film I\u2019m not! He put on Rene Zelweger scary ass film! I\u2019m scared go down stairs 4 ice cream. Ok he\u2019s going down 4 the ice cream, but I may never go Downstairs in the Dark AGAIN! Hate horror! I\u2019m big sissy! What kind of ice cream? Chocolate??? If it\u2019s not choc. It\u2019s not Desert." <\/strong>Mar 28<\/p>\n

"Oh! Arg! Monday! I became a singer so I could work Nites! Not really! Son said \u201cSing Cher\u201d So I Did! But thank God it was Nites"<\/strong> Mar 28<\/p>\n

Like all of us, Cher is curious about the latest antics of Charlie Sheen\u2019s personal tour. Apr 3<\/p>\n

"was almost no ["You Haven't Seen the Last of Me"] director hated it & wanted it out of his film ..said it would ruin it !"<\/strong> Apr 3<\/p>\n

"would you ever duet with merle haggard? Seriously? Oh God yes ! Love him It might not b lovelies fav but great"<\/strong> apr 3 (This should happen.)<\/p>\n

"I\u2019m very dyslexic! Imagine what a success I might have made of my life if only my grammar was perfect\u2026Might have been able to have true connection with people! Make them feel something!<\/strong> (sounds like Sonny liner notes from 1973) Oh well quel damage" <\/strong>mar 22<\/p>\n

She\u2019s kidding right!? Tell me she\u2019s kidding.<\/p>\n

"Nothing would be better than kicking the bucket on stage." <\/strong>Jan 27<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t say that! Cher freaks do NOT like to think of "Cher mortality." I can only imagine what Liz Taylor fans are going through right now. And if Entertainment Weekly<\/em> puts Cher on the back and
Arnold Schwarzenegger's poopey face on the front when Cher \u201ckicks it\u201d I will lose my mind.<\/p>\n

By the way, there are many Liz pics on the set of the movie Giant <\/em>in EW<\/em>'s Taylor tribute this week, that set really being in Martha, Texas, the major plot setting forCome Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Things Cher likes that you might want to check out:<\/p>\n