{"id":2878,"date":"2010-01-28T22:08:38","date_gmt":"2010-01-29T05:08:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cherscholar.com\/cherblog\/three-cher-jokes-i-am-deathly-tired-of\/"},"modified":"2023-02-20T08:36:09","modified_gmt":"2023-02-20T15:36:09","slug":"three-cher-jokes-i-am-deathly-tired-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cherscholar.com\/cherblog\/2010\/01\/three-cher-jokes-i-am-deathly-tired-of\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Cher Jokes I Am Deathly Tired Of"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cherscholar.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d8341d6c7753ef0128772738d6970c-popup\" onclick=\"window.open( this.href, &#39;_blank&#39;, &#39;width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0&#39; ); return false\" style=\"FLOAT: right\"><\/a>In the movie <em>Silkwood<\/em>, Cher&#39;s girlfriend, the makeup artist, had a great quote: &quot;I am <em>sooo<\/em> tired of your <a href=\"http:\/\/cherscholar.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d8341d6c7753ef0120a8242473970b-popup\" onclick=\"window.open( this.href, &#39;_blank&#39;, &#39;width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0&#39; ); return false\" style=\"FLOAT: right\"><\/a><em>jokes<\/em>.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>&#0160; <a href=\"http:\/\/cherscholar.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d8341d6c7753ef012877273729970c-popup\" onclick=\"window.open( this.href, &#39;_blank&#39;, &#39;width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0&#39; ); return false\" style=\"FLOAT: right\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cherscholar.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d8341d6c7753ef012877273a1f970c-popup\" onclick=\"window.open( this.href, &#39;_blank&#39;, &#39;width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0&#39; ); return false\" style=\"FLOAT: left\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/cherscholar.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d8341d6c7753ef0120a8242619970b-popup\" onclick=\"window.open( this.href, &#39;_blank&#39;, &#39;width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0&#39; ); return false\" style=\"FLOAT: left\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"JMcV1dXkCD2eEoQ\" class=\"asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341d6c7753ef0120a8242619970b \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cherscholar.com\/cherblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/6a00d8341d6c7753ef0120a8242619970b-150wi.jpg?w=676&#038;ssl=1\" style=\"MARGIN: 0px 5px 5px 0px; WIDTH: 125px\" \/><\/a> <strong>1. <\/strong><span><strong>Sonny Bono is short<\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/cherscholar.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d8341d6c7753ef012877273701970c-popup\" onclick=\"window.open( this.href, &#39;_blank&#39;, &#39;width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0&#39; ); return false\" style=\"FLOAT: right\"><\/a> <br \/>Roseanne dug this one out of a coffin recently. The joke is older than cable;&#0160;it&#39;s geriatric; and exposes nothing note-worthy&#0160;other than the advanced age of the person telling it. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&#0160; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&#0160; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&#0160; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cherscholar.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d8341d6c7753ef012877273b79970c-popup\" onclick=\"window.open( this.href, &#39;_blank&#39;, &#39;width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0&#39; ); return false\" style=\"FLOAT: left\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"People\" class=\"asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341d6c7753ef012877273b79970c \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cherscholar.com\/cherblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/6a00d8341d6c7753ef012877273b79970c-150wi.jpg?w=676&#038;ssl=1\" style=\"MARGIN: 0px 5px 5px 0px; WIDTH: 125px\" \/><\/a> 2. <strong>Cher is made of plastic materials<\/strong><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/cherscholar.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d8341d6c7753ef012877273970970c-popup\" onclick=\"window.open( this.href, &#39;_blank&#39;, &#39;width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0&#39; ); return false\" style=\"FLOAT: right\"><\/a>The in-the-know-adage today goes&#0160;that&#0160;it&#39;s&#0160;hard to find an actor or actress in America over middle age who <em>hasn\u2019t<\/em> had \u201cwork done.\u201d Sad but true. Modern reality just makes the Cher joke a moot point and has all the surprise and subtlety of a beaten dead horse.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>&#0160;&#0160; <\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/cherscholar.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d8341d6c7753ef012877273cdf970c-popup\" onclick=\"window.open( this.href, &#39;_blank&#39;, &#39;width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0&#39; ); return false\" style=\"FLOAT: left\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Keith_Richards\" class=\"asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341d6c7753ef012877273cdf970c \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cherscholar.com\/cherblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/6a00d8341d6c7753ef012877273cdf970c-150wi.jpg?w=676&#038;ssl=1\" style=\"MARGIN: 0px 5px 5px 0px; WIDTH: 125px\" \/><\/a> 3.&#0160;The only thing to survive a nuclear holocaust will be cockroaches and Cher<\/strong><br \/>There&#0160;are so many things wrong with this joke, my head spins trying to decide where to begin. 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Hundreds and hundreds of people have made it their life\u2019s only mission to keep trying&#0160;that&#0160;feat. And they will all fail. If you think it &#39;aint so hard, let\u2019s see you do it.&#0160; <\/p>\n<p><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_Tl1koqazkk\">Here\u2019s a clip of Cher winning a Golden Globe<\/a> for <em>Silkwood <\/em>in the early 80s &#8212; with her charming, old teeth,&#0160;Chastity with a mullet, and Jeff Bridges&#0160;announcing her name and then standing behind her while she accepts. 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