TMZ Staff posted their vague Los Angeles Cher sighting news: “Hallelujah! Cher Has Risen!” on October 8 2007 at 11:20AM.
She was somewhere in the vast metropolitan area of LA supposedly waiting for her Bentley convertible to be brought around.
TMZ is snarky. I like snark.
“Most of Cher is 61 years old. Last year’s auction of some of her chatchkas netted $3.5 million, with a huge chunk going to charity. Some reports have Cher’s net worth at half a billion. Believe!”
My comments and questions:
- 1. Is a Cher sighting all that rare these days? It’s good that TMZ is excited enough about this one to hurl out a Hallelujah.
2. How much will fans pay for those sunglasses in 2056?
3. How large of a chunk did go to charity exactly and what charity what that again? Do they have a website?
4. Half a billion? No shit?
5. Sell a Bentley; buy a Bentley.
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