The “I Found Someone” Video

Click here for a very funny blow-by-blow on the “I Found Someone” video and a link below so you can verify the essay’s claims –  among which are:

1. Cher walks out of the mirror room into a bedroom, which like the mirror room, appears to be decorated by Pottery Barn.
2. Neither of them appear to be wearing a shirt, so rubbing foreheads basically equals full-frontal on-camera penetration.
3. Most of the single’s kick comes from Cher selling the hell out of it.
4. We hit the chorus and cut to Cher in performance, leading her band in front of a sparse crowd. She’s wearing a totally indecent outfit: a black mesh bodysuit over a black bra and panties, covered by a black leather jacket that she keeps trying to shrug off.
   (That is actually an incorrect yet very hilarious description of the hole-fit – CS)
5. I don’t think there’s another 42-year-old woman on the planet who could have pulled this look off.
6. Back to the Pottery Barn bedroom…Cher pulls chainmail pantyhose up her leg, fluffs her hair, and fastens the chainmail pantyhose to (yes!) a chainmail garter.
7. In the Pottery Barn bedroom, Cher throws some clothes into a suitcase, and then hurls a framed photo of her and Boytoy against the floor. If you watch in slow motion, you can see that the glass is broken before it hits the tiles.
   (I actually captured a screen grab of this above -  CS)

   Watch for yourself.