Cherabouts

Back from vacation, I desperately needed the site Cher World to catch up on my Cher news.

According to gossip sites, Cher spent her Xmas in Hawaii with Kathy Griffin. They had what looks to be a good time paddle boarding: http://www.cherworld.com/news/?p=1609

There was also an article posted discussing Cher's feelings about her mom:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/3318551/Cher-What-my-mother-taught-me.html

At first I was excited to read this piece but when I did, the quotes seemed….well, somewhat off-kilter, not what Cher would say or has said on certain topics. And I'm not convinced the article is at all authentic…unless Cher has suddenly had a change of heart about all things. For instance:

• She talks about leaving home at 16 with "her mother's blessing." Most stories, as I remember them, depict Cher's mom at being worried about Cher breaking out on her own at 16 and subsequently living with Sonny shortly soon after. The climax being Sonny had all his clothes thrown out a window when Cher's mom came to check up on her.
• She talks about not needing a lot of money to be a success…"I could be a success in my own right, without measuring it by a bank balance." Whaaa? Is this Cher we're talking about? Seriously? Isn't fear of poverty the big motivator?
• She talks about having two imaginary friends as a kid who were truck drivers (that's kind of a cute story actually) and that her first boyfriend in the 4th grade was named Milton Broadlight. I actually googled this story. Why isn't Milton talking??
• She talks about not fearing age: "why should I…I've stopped thinking or worrying about age. " Um, this is not the hardline, I-hate-aging stance I've come to know so well.
• Finally, she talks about her 40th birthday spent out singing and dancing with her friends: "This is not so bad," she says, "this is quite good, in fact. The next day, my actual birthday, I got the part of Witches of Eastwick with Jack Nicholson. Even better!" Has Cher ever said "quite good?" And wasn't Cher crying on her birthday because of drama over Witches of Eastwick and the only bright spot was meeting Robert Camilletti that night.

Is it me?

Anyway, here's another interview from Australia's The Age where Cher talks about her almost hook-ups with Marlon Brando and Elvis and nailing down her nailing of Tom Cruise to the time just after his filming of Risky Business in 1983: http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/movies/if-she-could-turn-back-time-cher-regrets-hollywood-flings-20110103-19di2.html

She also talks about being painfully shy.

While I was gone I also received the November 2010 UK magazine YOU with a cover story on Cher which begins…

"If there is one person who would make Lady Gaga look like a shrinking violet, it's the original queen of reinvention…"

Cher talks about the crushed bone in her foot from a gym accident and the upcoming March operation for it.

She talks about her typical schedule in Vegas: up at 10 am for an hour-and-a-half workout and watching TMC at night. Says pastimes involve dancing, swimming, surfing, Wii tennis and beading. She finds pilates boring. (Really? I love pilates! It's slow enough I can actually do it.)

She says as a kid her sister used to stay in and read books but she was always outside.

Due to working with Sonny, she does well in professional partnerships. She misses Sonny and finds it hard to go out for even recitals with her twin godchildren because of death threats and paparazzi scares.

The obligatory magazine montage of Cher through the years has two glaring errors: they attribute an early 1970s picture of The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour as Sonny & Cher from the 60s and they attribute the butterfly poster of Cher in 1979 as Cher during the Believe era of 1999.