There were a tons of tweets in June and July.
June:
Cher earned the Connnector(50) sticker on @GetGlue; she continued to work on her duet with her mom and the three mom solos: “we were able to spin straw to gold,” “Love Me Tender” and “Moving On” are songs she mentions; she says she is “high (as the sky) maintenance, "can’t kid myself! –got some good & some wicked little Bitchie-ie! NOBODY’S PERFECT”; she adores Lady Gaga; says “I wish I had a penny 4 every time I f’d up! I’d b up to my ass in pennies! I am So Not a Role Model”; she angrily defends her tweets, her sense of humor and her dyslexia (all of which are not worth the time and energy to defend…all tweets are hieroglyphics); she admonishes her tweet critics: “U want some cheese with that whine U babies” (That’s more like it); she talks about her cat Mr. Big found on the Believe tour under a truck, “Some hotels don’t take animals” (Not even for Cher?????), she shows off her claws & paws; she’s still talking about her olive sandwich recipe; she finds the Mike Douglas clip of her appearance with her sister and mom on YouTube; she says “Fk u” to a mean poster; asks Kathy Griffin to pick her up some bath oil in London; she talks about her album Not.com.mercial being the stories of her life and observations; when she played “ Sisters of Mercy” her mom cried; says Tea Baggers are killing the spirit of the country; is willing to donate her social security back to those who need it saying “This country has made a poor girl Rich”; says she is not a good Buddhist but will grow; calls Elijah Lijah; is nervous at parties; loves both versions of a “Whiter Shade of Pale” by Procol Harem and Annie Lennox; when asked how she gets confidence, she says “pray x my fingers & jump”; tells someone they are unkind and 2 try Buddha; later apologizes to them: “please accept my Apology! I need 2 try Buddha! Guess I am the unkind Biatch!”; it looks like Chaz’s dog Shorty might have passed away—Cher expresses sympathy; jokes with Kathy Griffin: “I’m Cher”; takes pics with Zimmercan and his suit for her party (which was this month after all); says that at her party people cried and the food was amazing (Moroccan BBQ shrimp), loves jammiejams.com and Moonstruck Marmalade; says Obama is “breaking my heart and his promises”; calls Exon scumbags and asks that “Dems grab your collective balls and stand up 4 your people”; asks about her tweet haters: “Why are these people following me? I wouldn’t follow someone I didn’t respect” (because you’re a big celebrity); says has been alive through 12 presidents and “If I don’t have the right 2 speak about my country now, when will I?” (good point); says the 14 year-old violinist at her party was amazing and the 9 year-old pianist was cute; is editing her mom project with Peter Honess who did LA Confidential, Fast & Furious, If These Walls Could Talk; set up editing bay in her court-yard bedroom; she struggles with iPhone technology… “I’m in Tech Hell”; calls Michele Bachmann a Tea Bag Pinup girl … “someone call Bellevue and ask if they’re missing several million SEVERELY SICK ATIENTS!”; she admits they didn’t film the Caesars Palace shows; says Vegas audience was too old “U know…almost my age ha ha”; she plays wii; says “ I’m not amazing. I’m good bad selfish selfless bitch angel, piss everyone in my family off and am there when they need me; says “I thought I was madly in love every 11 mins from the time I was 12 till I met Son!” says when she’s upset “ I spin my wheels cry’n throw myself on my bed like the Drama Queen God made Me”; she likes Babs (Streisand) and Jim (James Brolin); says “if it’s not chocolate it’s not worth it”; talks about working in See’s Candy Store when she left home at age 16. “It was Heaven! Ahh air scented w/Choc 24/7”; hates Michele Bachmann’s husband's anti-gay speech…says her Gay-Dar is going off! “GAYGAYGAYGAYGAY… without Style.”
Whew…now on to July:
After her Bachman rants she says “I’m not calm but I got so upset I tired myself out!”; gives show biz advise: “Talent is raw! U must sweat & cry & never give up! B able 2 leave home and those you love”; asks “Can I do this on my iPad? God! I knew tech would be the death of me!! I just didn’t think it would look like a little cute bird”; says Hillary is “Very sweet! I’m sorry that part of her doesn’t come Across” (it really doesn’t); gets visited by her singing teacher and goes into the recording studio July 7-9; says she doesn’t do marathon recording sessions and that “You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me” took 2 hours a night to record for 2-3 nights. (Does she have bad memories of the marathon Sonny sessions?); says to Kathy Griifin “I’m sending a ghost to haunt your house”; hits her ankle on the step to her bed (if she didn’t insist on having a bed sitting on a platform like a princess, that probably wouldn’t happen); dreams of grilled cheese and hot fudge Sundays and See’s candy; worked at the Sees in Beverly Hills with old blue haired woman. “They were 100!”; she specialized in Easter baskets; there was no party after the Zookeeper premiere (“You can really hear me sing More Than a Feeling at the end”); says “The republicans would step over the bodies of old people & children to get tax exemptions for the rich and Excon”… “btw $$$ doesn’t fkn trickle down, plus who wants a trickle?”; then she feels rant guilt: says to @Bitch Magazine, “Don’t regret or take back one feeling but I don’t need to lay them on your doorstops”; (We’re coming to your door, lady…goodly,the moratorium on the ranting doesn’t last long); on July 13 finished first track of the new cd, Lady Gaga’s “You Are the Greatest Thing To Me” which is not duet yet; invites Kathy to celebrate her emmy nom, says is “not a dem INDY”; talked tour with Roger & Lindsay, including ideas, stage songs, adding "You Haven't Seen the Last of Me" (YHSTHOM), recreating “Welcome to Burlesque”….but feels touring is too lonely; asks for our top 10 fav songs (methinks she would never do mine); laments about the stopping of teaching cursive writing, says she sang “Save Up All Your Tears” during a breakup, “remember the song but not the guy!” (Richie Sambora?); says “No one believed in me cept my mom & Son” sang “After All” and “Remember the song & will never 4get the Guy!”; says Peter Cetera couldn’t harmonize on the chorus; someone might have asked her why she’s a gay icon when she replies “Because we feel like outsiders. I think people that like me know that we’re all flawed together and it’s ok”; says “I’m sure most of u don’t like this CD BUT doesn’t Anyone like “THE FALL” (why is she assuming we don’t like that cd?? I thought most fans liked it); talks about writing the songs at a Gothic castle with 30 people, no phones or TV and how they wrote the songs in the day and sang them at night; goes to Paris, Austria and Istanbul; Gaga to put her voice on “The Greatest Thing”; her phone gets NO SERVCIE, “ I hate those 2 words!”; goes to a Buddha center/monastery; after which she comes back and says “Yes I did miss u lovielies! Bet u missed my crazy tweets huh?”; promises “I’m going 2 try 2 tidy up my act…But I love swearing & I’m old so I should be able 2”; when someo
ne tells her they have kidney stones she says, “Son had bad kidney stones, almost lost a kidney”; she’s looking for old Vogue magazines she was in; says the Time Magazine dress was in Vogue first; she laughed a lot watching Get Me to the Greek.
Got all that?
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