Some Cher sites, like Cher World and cher.yuku are saying that Cher will be on Jimmy Kimmel Live this Thursday night (October 30). They're also saying that she'll close down Hollywood Boulevard for a special outdoor concert.
This is the day before the big Halloween closures on October 31 around Santa Monica Boulevard in West Hollywood. And the thing is, she's not appearing on Jimmy Kimmels guest list for this week. We’ll set the DVR and see what happens.
It's amusing that I still say "VCR alert" even though VCRs are so ancient that young kids don’t even know what the term means. I have heard myself saying such idiotic things as "It's like a cassette player for TV."
Back when I was a teen and MTV was in full-power mode, my VCR was God. I used to turn on the MTV channel every morning while I was curling my hair, putting on makeup and assembling my Molly Ringwald/Stevie Nicks-inspired outfits.
The first VCR I had, (and I only ever had two), was billed as being so modern, it didn’t have a cord attaching its remote control to its main machine. It was cordless, people! That was innovation when I was a teen.
But I didn’t trust my cordless remote. It sometimes misfired. The batteries died.
Whenever a John Waite or, later, Cher video came on (John Waite’s rare videos like "Tears" always came on in the morning), I would literally listen for the first few chords of a song and then literally dive across the room for the record button on the VCR, which would make this long, painful tinny inhale sound, as if a little tiny crane were moving the record heads from a whole other part of the machine to the tape. I’d always miss a few seconds of each video before the thing actually started recording. I cursed this technological limitation to my fan indulgences. The fact that most videos are now on youtube, all those early missing seconds especially, kinds of kills me a little inside. It’s what represents my own particular tragedy of misspent youth. On many levels.
That Cher would one day make an appearance on MTV (and not be relegated to VH1 like my man Barry Manilow) was not something I ever thought conceivable. As much as I don’t enjoy the Geffen era as much as the previous and following eras, Cher on MTV was a real turning point in Cher fan existence. You could go out into the teen world with a bit more cultural power. Cher was rockin it…on M…T…V. Everyone could suck it.
And while I was waiting for all versions of John Waite’s "Change" video to come on in the mornings (1, 2), I was now also getting alternate versions of "We All Sleep Alone" (1, 2). I couldn’t wait to get back home and play them over and over and analyze the differences.
Setting a VCR ahead of time took skill and thought. Say if you had a social life and felt risky enough to record an appearance while you were out with your friends. I missed a whole Barry Manilow special this way once. I also missed Cher on Phil Donahue and wasn't able to see if for over a decade. You could screw up while setting the time. The tape could get chewed up. Life was so precarious then. Sure, satellites fail now. But the show will turn up someday, somewhere online or on a bootleg.
It’s not quite living on the edge anymore.
In other news, USA Today marks Cher's show one of the five live shows to see this year, a list that includes Stevie Wonder and Bob Dylan. Not too shabby.
Oy! That reminds me Bruce of all the chewed up tapes (cassette and VHS) that I lovingly unraveled over my teen years. It’s like I was bringing back the dead.
Yes the alert went up one day and then down 2 days later. It was so strange as there was no comment from Cher’s side of things. I don’t think she’ll appear this week either as it’s too close to the start of the 2nd leg of the tour. Great recant of the VCR. I laughed out loud as I did the same thing many times. Oh, the tapes that were eaten along the way!
Yes the alert went up one day and then down 2 days later. It was so strange as there was no comment from Cher’s side of things. I don’t think she’ll appear this week either as it’s too close to the start of the 2nd leg of the tour. Great recant of the VCR. I laughed out loud as I did the same thing many times. Oh, the tapes that were eaten along the way!
Yes the alert went up one day and then down 2 days later. It was so strange as there was no comment from Cher’s side of things. I don’t think she’ll appear this week either as it’s too close to the start of the 2nd leg of the tour. Great recant of the VCR. I laughed out loud as I did the same thing many times. Oh, the tapes that were eaten along the way!
Yes the alert went up one day and then down 2 days later. It was so strange as there was no comment from Cher’s side of things. I don’t think she’ll appear this week either as it’s too close to the start of the 2nd leg of the tour. Great recant of the VCR. I laughed out loud as I did the same thing many times. Oh, the tapes that were eaten along the way!
Yes the alert went up one day and then down 2 days later. It was so strange as there was no comment from Cher’s side of things. I don’t think she’ll appear this week either as it’s too close to the start of the 2nd leg of the tour. Great recant of the VCR. I laughed out loud as I did the same thing many times. Oh, the tapes that were eaten along the way!
Judging from a recent tweet from Cher about flowers from Jimmy Kimmel, it is totally possible that these rumblings have something to them: https://twitter.com/cher/status/526513339690528769