Of all impending Cher stuff, I get most excited about two things: a new record and a new magazine cover spread. The movies are okay…I mean I love the idea that Cher conquered the movie biz (critically and box-offishally), but I don’t sit around watching the movies all the time. New magazines are really fun to get: new Cher data, new Cher predictions, new Cher photos (what’s the image spin, what wacky outfits, what awesome poses, what artful photography?).
Which is why I bit the bullet (rationalized as a birthday present) and bought an outrageously expensive copy of the Japanese magazine Chrome Hearts on eBay. Cherworld pics inspired me to do it. It even has a fold-out poster! Can this be true? It’s like Dynamite all over again! According to the excerpted blurb on the site, Cher might include some country songs on her next album. Sweet! She indicated her set list was uber-difficult this album, which means we might get some artful blood, sweat and tears, as well.
This won’t entirely curb the distress I feel over my government’s slow descent into chaos and crime, but it will help!
Like Dynamite, huh? Does it include a section entitled “Bummers”?