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Diva Stank

Schilton_1 So I’m assuming everybody has seen the recent skanky Britney Spears photos. If you’re underage, I’m hopefully assuming you haven’t. I’m not quite sure this was the best way to clean up an image after Kevin Federline’s long-overdue exit; but I’m not a bonafide Stylist so what do I know about the latest celebrity look.

In a recent New York Post blurb, Cher’s publicist, Liz Smith, encourages Britney to hang with Cher instead of Paris Hilton, saying Cher is "clever and level-headed." Liz also snipes that Cher is "actually famous for something."

Now, I wholeheartedly agree with Liz; but I know more than a few snarky rock fans out there who will jump all over that one. Cher once had her own legitimacy problems out in the arena of public opinion.

In any case, haven’t they all released perfume lines? Heiress, Curious, and Uninhibited. Although, rumor has it Cher now wears a chocolate sent called Comptoir Sud Pacifique Amour de Cacoa. Go buy these if you simply must smell like your favorite Diva or if you’re Britney and you have some recent smell of public skank to cover. Britney! Don’t make Paris look angelic, now. What would Bob Dole think?

Anyway, Cher wouldn’t hang out with Paris Hilton. Cher’s had enough drama with the Hilton’s of this world, way back to 1965 when Sonny & Cher tried to stay at the London Hilton and press reported them getting booted for looking like skanks themselves. I found this photo today on Google images. It purports to be S&C actually at the Hilton back when Paris, who wasn’t born until 1981, was just some skank-potential floating around her mum’s young fallopian tubes.    

Well at least Cher can exit a car like a hippie lady in those pow-wow chaps.

   

First the Wig and Now This

The auction has been burgled. Just when you thought this free and open society thing was working. But seriously, this is no joke. Fellow scholar Javier Ozuna was asked yesterday by Julien’s Auctions and Sotheby’s to get the word out in case someone visits a Cher friend in the next few days and sees a continental cold-painted bronze figural lamp (lot #626) sitting on a TV tray. The estimated height is 19 inches and the value is estimated at: $800-1200. Now, don’t steal it from the thief! I know it’s tempting to develop an insatiable need to have something you never really wanted two days ago. But contact the auction houses immediately. You can’t run from the law forever. Trust me; that’s no life. Apparently the bandit entered the ladies room and removed the tag there, which was all caught on camera by security. There’s a security camera in the ladies room??? I guess we can all assume our our perp is a chick. Or Eddie Izzard.

You can view the auction live today and tomorrow.   

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