I've always been fascinated by the album artwork for Cher's album Bittersweet White Light, the album of modernized torch songs from 1973.
I always found Sonny's photography of Cher on the cover to be enigmatic. The depressing panels of their house on Carolwood Drive. The crazy lights twinkling blurred in the foreground, Cher's fat fur, the head feather apropos of nothing and the shadow halo on her head. I just don't get any of it.
The rainbow Cher font?? Is that:
- "so gay" or
- "just gay"?
Then we move to those Neil Brisker photos on the back cover. Cher looks great but this is despite the fact that she's wearing crepe paper. This is some kind of artistic study of the seam.
Why is this yellow, orange and green stripped skirt dragging on the floor? Why does this bother me so much?
Cher could always make a halter-top work but all three photos show too much rib bone. We know she wasn't eating enough right before she left Sonny. Is this the evidence of her emancipated emaciated-ness? Why draw attention to it with this dress?
And surely we were all used to Sonny Bono Blather on the liner notes of Cher albums but swan song goes beyond the pale:
I was asked to describe this album in words. I don't know if I can, I'll try. A singer should make you feel. Every time I listen to Chér sing on this album I feel sad, I feel happy, I feel lonesome, I feel love but most of all I feel. For the ten years I've known Chér she's always wanted to make people feel. She did it this time. SHE DID IT ALL THIS TIME.
Sonny
I'm telling you, I don't know what the hell I feel right now. Not sad, happy, lonesome or love. I feel slightly irritated with a hint of mystified. Was the creation of this little paragraph really necessary. Keep your feelings to yourself, Sonny.
To Sonny's credit, I actually like this album. I wish she had made ten more just like it. Torch with some 'tude.
































