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Reconfigured Cher Book?

I've was off from Cher Scholaring for a few weeks while I did some local book talks for Why Photographers Commit Suicide and then hosted some girlfriends for a Sarah Lawrence reunion weekend in Santa Fe. I talk all about it in my other blog, Big Bang Poetry.

AllWhile I was gone, this new Cher book popped up in our Cher Universe, All I Really Want to Do  by Daryl Easlea and Eddi Fiegel. Now these are the same two writers who put out the You Haven't Seen the Last of Me coffee table book on Cher last year through Barnes and Noble.

So is this book a retread of that one? A rehashed book with some fixes? Or a brand new book?

Disturbingly I'll have to purchase it to find out.

For an excerpt.

To buy.

 

TV and Album Stuff Upcoming; Good New Cher Remix, New S&C Cover

WwCher Album News

So it's already March and there is no build-up going on for a new Cher album. There are only rumors she will perform at next year's Grammy awards (but didn't she say that last year?). Sure enough, her latest twitter reports indicate that the album may as yet be unfinished. 

GPhilly put it well as a tack-on to her tweet about all these delays:

Pop goddess Cher took to Twitter over the weekend to talk about her new
album, tweeting, “As an artist whose last release was 11 yrs ago!I  want
2 sing my heart out! Some think I haven’t sung because I no longer
Can..Its is why I’ve taken so Long..I want it 2B perfect.” The release
date is scheduled for not-soon-enough.

GayStarNews reports on another tweet regarding the album:

'All the songs in this CD have notes so high only dogs will hear them!'
Cher claims. 'Notes should go lower as singers get older. Ahh…well… You
Haven’t Seen the Last Of Me blew that! Think those are my highest notes?
All of the songs on this CD have choruses that are nose bled/break
glass notes!'

Both Cher World and Cher News reported on Cher's comments about the new DJ Mz Poppins remix of "Woman's World."

Cher called it "Truly Superb!…don’t know how she got vocal only??" Cher also said “Had To
Hear It JUST One More Time ! You Rock’n It With Those STRINGS MZ”

Cher World says, "In my opinion it is by FAR the best remix of Woman’s World, much better
than the original remix from Paul Oakenfold.  This version is unique and
makes you feel!"

I totally agree that this remix pumps some life into the song. Although the ubiquitous drum beat intro to these remixes truly fatigues me in my old age, I like the stronger driving main beat and the weaving synth…all which detracts from the lackluster lyric. Her remix also gives the song distinctive movements, specifically halfway through with "Love hurts" we slow back down for a rebuild. All mucho interesting. The DJ Mz Poppins remix can be found here.


CmTurner Classic Movies

Cher News has been faithfully following Cher tweets (it's truly the Lord's work) and reports Cher's news that she will be returning to TCM in April to co-host a Friday night show with "Robby" Osbourne.

John and I just watched The Caine Mutiny (1954) with Humphrey Bogart this weekend on TCM. I love that movie. It foreshadows Jack Nicholson's infamous breakdown in A Few Good Men and has a great scene with José Ferrer dressing down his clients in the final scene. There is no clear villain in this movie. You actually feel bad for Lt. Queeg.

New Acclaimed Sonny & Cher Cover

American artist Mark Koelek released a solo album this month called Like Rats which includes a cover of Sonny & Cher's "I Got You Babe." Lindsay Eanet in Black Book Mag gives it a good review:

Mk"Mark Kozelek Covered Sonny & Cher and It Is Beautiful…

…one of the standouts here is the stomach-dropping closer, a simultaneously
gentle and devastating take on Sonny and Cher’s “I Got You Babe.” And how
quickly the warm, fuzzy Sonny and Cher classic
turns into a spare, heart-wrenching tale of desperation, of a broken man, down
on his luck, clinging to the one thing he has left in this life: his babe. This
is how you do covers, people
. Kozelek is a reminder that covering a song can
actually still be an artistic statement and really create the song anew as
opposed to just making overly precious folk versions of rap songs for YouTube,
perky college a cappella arrangements or soulless, grinning Glee soundtrack
reproductions. And thank God for that."

Never has "I don't know if all that's true" sounded so desperately resigned. You can buy the song on iTunes.

Periphery News: Condo for Sale, Thinner Chaz, Hot Allman Wife

Sierra TowersCher Digs For Sale

What would a three-to-four year period be without a former Cher residence not going up for sale? I imagine a strange Chertopia forming, where every house in the western world is bought by Cher and redesigned to be resold looking Mediterranean, medieval, middle-eastern or in some way Cher like. A homogeneous Levittown-cum-Chertown.


Cherwinds

 

 

 

 

 

Just look at those Cher windows and tell me I'm wrong!

Cher is now selling her two-story remodeled condo in Sierra Towers in LA, ending her relationship with a residence along the lines of a similar pattern: she met it, bought it, changed it over (dating phase), photographed herself in it for Architectural Digest (wedding photos), and then decided they should both see other people, hopefully with a net gain for herself of 1 million dollars.

Allegedly her condo is the only two-story condo in the building, with neighbors such at Courtney Cox, Elton John and Joan Collins. She bought it in 2006 for $4.5 million and is listing it at $5.5 million.

If you're interested in moving in, the building boasts a 24/7 concierge service, a gym, a pool, a sundeck and her condo has panoramic views.

Stories:

Chaz Diet

In other news, Contactnews is reporting that Cher's son Chaz has lost 43 pounds. From the picture, it appears to be true: http://www.contactmusic.com/news/chaz-bono-loses-43-pounds-on-health-kick_3513240

The photo caption claims Chaz is walking with his girl friend. She looks strikingly similar to Heidi Shink. If so, are they dating again or did the caption mean to say girl [space] friend?

Hot Rock Star Ex-Wives
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The site Ultimate Classic Rock has named Cher one of the Hottest Rock Star Ex-Wives: http://ultimateclassicrock.com/cher-hottest-rockstar-ex-wives/

…although they admit she's "a legend in her own right." This is a nice nod coming from a classic rock site, I think. Did you know Allman has now racked up 6 wives? As Mother to Cher Scholar would say to Mr. Allman if she ever met him with this factoid, "maybe it's you."

The picture to the right is from the Richard Avedon photos that became the cover of her Dark Lady album in 1974, a year before she met Gregg Allman, before she was to become the ex-girlfriend of David Geffen. I look forward to the list that accumulates the hottest gay beards.

 

Best National Anthem Singers

CherIt’s Super Bowl Sunday this weekend and Alicia Keys is slated to perform the National Anthem.

OK! Magazine has just done a review of their favorite performances of the National Anthem: http://www.okmagazine.com/news/top-10-super-bowl-national-anthem-performances-cher-kelly-clarkson-carrie-underwood-more

Their list:

  1. Whitney Houston –1991—what a wowee that was. I bought the single cassette!
  2. Faith Hill—2000
  3. Kelly Clarkson—2012
  4. Jennifer Hudson—2009
  5. Carrie Underwood—2010
  6. Jordin Sparks—2008
  7. Mariah Carey—2002
  8. Cher—1999
  9. Beyonce—2004
  10. The Dixie Chicks—2003

Note the FOUR American Idol singers (three AI winners) in this top ten list. Cher’s inclusion is striking because she’s not the same kind of singer as the others (with the exception of maybe the country sangers). Many would make the case that she’s the weakest singer on the list (if you split vocal hairs about this sort of thing). I chalk up her inclusion on all these favorites listings to the fact that Cher has become, not only a real American idol, but a national treasure.

Rolling Stone magazine’s list: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/pictures/the-most-memorable-super-bowl-national-anthem-performances-20120130.

  1. Whitney Houston
  2. The Dixie Chicks
  3. Faith Hill
  4. Beyonce
  5. Cher
  6. Carrie Underwood
  7. Jennifer Hudson
  8. Aretha Franklin, Aaron Neville & Dr. John (in a New Orleans Tribute)—2006
  9. Garth Brooks—1993
  10. Mariah Carey
  11. Luther Vandross—1997

They say about Cher:

She left the Bob Mackie headdress at home, but Cher's throaty take on "The Star-Spangled Banner" still had the pop icon's unmistakable style – not to mention some impressive notes.

Rolling Stone, still hating on the idea of spectacle (at least when it occurred in the 1970s). Get over it, Rolling Stone!

The site The Week also posted their list recently: http://theweek.com/article/index/239018/the-10-greatest-national-anthem-performances-in-super-bowl-history

  1. Whitney Houston
  2. Luther Vandross
  3. Jennifer Hudson
  4. Cher
  5. Jordin Sparks
  6. The Dixie Chicks
  7. Beyonce (tie)
  8. Carrie Underwood (tie)
  9. Mariah Carey
  10. Vanessa Williams—1996

Their comments on Cher:

Cher can sing? Holy crap, Cher can sing! This was great. No complaints about Cher. The interpretive dancers were kind of weird, though. The Week's multimedia editor Lauren Hansen nails it: "Cher was surprisingly impressive, but like Mike Bloomberg with Lydia Callis, her spotlight was stolen."

Arbitrary diva rating: 90.4 percent Barry

This site also recommends Barry Manilow’s performance from 1984. I would heartily recommend his pitch perfect rendition. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A795MW-Qpow

I would also recommend Marvin Gaye’s brilliant and chill-inducing performance from the 1983 NBA All-Star Game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRvVzaQ6i8A

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The Bittersweet White Light Photos

BwlI've always been fascinated by the album artwork for Cher's album Bittersweet White Light, the album of modernized torch songs from 1973.

I always found Sonny's photography of Cher on the cover to be enigmatic. The depressing panels of their house on Carolwood Drive. The crazy lights twinkling blurred in the foreground, Cher's fat fur, the head feather apropos of nothing and the shadow halo on her head. I just don't get any of it.

The rainbow Cher font?? Is that:

  •  "so gay" or
  •  "just gay"?

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Then we move to those Neil Brisker photos on the back cover. Cher looks great but this is despite the fact that she's wearing crepe paper. This is some kind of artistic study of the seam.

Why is this yellow, orange and green stripped skirt dragging on the floor? Why does this bother me so much?

Cher could always make a halter-top work but all three photos show too much rib bone. We know she wasn't eating enough right before she left Sonny. Is this the evidence of her emancipated emaciated-ness? Why draw attention to it with this dress?

And surely we were all used to Sonny Bono Blather on the liner notes of Cher albums but swan song goes beyond the pale:

I was asked to describe this album in words. I don't know if I can, I'll try. A singer should make you feel. Every time I listen to Chér sing on this album I feel sad, I feel happy, I feel lonesome, I feel love but most of all I feel. For the ten years I've known Chér she's always wanted to make people feel. She did it this time. SHE DID IT ALL THIS TIME.

Sonny 

I'm telling you, I don't know what the hell I feel right now. Not sad, happy, lonesome or love. I feel slightly irritated with a hint of mystified. Was the creation of this little paragraph really necessary. Keep your feelings to yourself, Sonny.

To Sonny's credit, I actually like this album. I wish she had made ten more just like it. Torch with some 'tude.  

    

Cher Shows & Videos Percolating

Cher's New Logo Show

Rumor is that Cher is involving Chaz as a Producer on the show. But as this rumor is flying from the rag The National Enquirer it's most likely a large pile of hooey.

Cher's New Music Video

CherNews is tracking the tweets and news of the happenings of Cher's new video shoot, including:

 

Three Albums I Got For Christmas

Due to my prolonged cold-flu-cold series of illnesses in November and December, I didn't get my gifts mailed out to my peeps in Los Angeles until January. For this reason, we opened our gifts last weekend and I've just started to listen to some of the music my friends gifted me. Some amazingly good stuff.

EllieMy friend Christopher sent me this Ellie Goulding album. She's is a pop artist in England doing very well, an award-winner and favorite of Princess Kate. She was invited to sing at the reception for the Royal Wedding of Kate and Prince William. Her cover of Elton John's "Your Song" from this debut 2010 album, Lights, was the couple's first dance.

I would have to say Kate has good taste because this is one of the best, most cohesive, dance albums I've ever heard. Every song was lovely.

   

AlexMy friend Julie sent me the next two albums. British artist Alex Clare released this debut album, The Lateness of the Hour, in 2011 and his voice reminds me of Australia's Daniel Merriweather but he's more rocking and more eclectic. Again, almost every song is a winner, my favorites being "Up All Night", "Hummingbird" and "Sanctuary."

It will be hard to beat this album as my favorite discovery this year.

  
       

CeloCee Lo Green never ceases to amaze me. Who can beat his arrangements? I've never had good luck with R&R Christmas albums. Usually, only one or two of the songs are very original. In Vansessa William's case, the whole lot was crap. It makes no sense because I love R&B. I love gospel. How could it fail? It somehow can.

Cee Lo Green not only made a high-calibre Christmas album, it's my favorite of all time. I can even forgive his including Rod Stewart on a track ("Merry Christmas, Baby"). The songs "What Christmas Means to Me" and "All I Need is Love" (with the Muppets) are both rollicking and inspired. He makes "White Christmas" and "Run Rudolph Run" highly palatable and he transforms "This Christmas" and "Silent Night." Even the filler is well made. It's hard to make much of "The Christmas Song" over what Mel Torme was able to do with it from the beginning. Extra treats are his version of "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch" in a Glee-esque arrangement with the group Straight No Chaser. His version of "Mary, Did You Know" gave me chills. Beautiful.

Masterful musical moments from Cee Lo Green. But what's new about that? The man is an ingenious "sanger" and artist.

 

Critically Thinking about The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour

ArchieOver the years I have struggled with trying to get my head around The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour in any critical way. I don’t know if this is because I have a hard time revisiting many comedy shows I once loved as a young kid. The evolution of comedy sweeps you up and your sensibilities evolve with it. Looking back, the hilarity of certain scenes or gags don’t come off as funny anymore. Comedic timing speeds up year after year and old bits seem to drag on too long. Comedy gets more irreverent, more piercing, more ridiculous. Boundaries are pushed and you look back to jokes that fail to have any humorous shock value.

But I also feel this segment of Cher’s career, (and quite a big one at that), gets overlooked. Someone somewhere should be explicating the show. But pop culture academics aren’t mulling it’s relevancy.

But then a few months ago I came across the book Archie Bunker’s America: TV in an Era of Change 1968-1978 by Josh Ozersky (2003). The book jacket promised some interesting interpretations of 70s TV shows:

Archie Bunker’s America discerns what was “in the air” as television networks tried to accommodate cultural and political swings in America from the Vietnam era through the late 1970s. Josh Ozersky’s spirited examination of the ways America changed television during a period of intense social upheaval, recuperation, and fragmentation uncovers a bold and beguiling facet of American cultural history.”

The book is only available in hardcover and I’m not sure I would recommend it for simply reading about Sonny & Cher. For one reason, it’s expensive–even used. I was also hoping the book would show evidence that the Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour played a role in easing mainstream American into multi-culturalism with their progressive booking of African American acts and introducing international themes to comedy and torch segments, although these segments do look a bit stereotypical in retrospect. Unfortunately, the section on Sonny & Cher in the book is brief and, after reading the entire thing, I’m not sure what their example proves.

Some highlights:

The show was mildly licentious and filled with double entendres and showbiz hipness of the Vegas type. The entire production was suffused with a certain playful irony—“hey, we have our own show, let’s have some fun with it. ” This was in stark contrast to their variety progenitors, like the Smothers Brothers, who for all their boyish irreverence were in dead earnest about producing a polished product. Sonny and Cher giggled at their own jokes, refused to take their skits seriously, refused to kowtow to “the great audience” the way more straitlaced entertainers did. They muffed their lines, ad-libbed often, and (the key to the show) really related to each other.

Thus did the informal atmosphere of the rock scene come to television by way of Las Vegas. As rock music began to be accepted by the Establishment as a fait accompli, television accommodated itself and rock did likewise. Professionalism went the way of live drama, and the proscenium separating audience from performer became only a matter of talent and/or good luck. Thus, the video archives of such buttoned-up interview programs as The Mike Douglas Show, The Dick Cavett Show, The David Susskind Show, and so on often feature mumbling, incoherent “celebrities” who looked high. Singers would forget the words to their songs. Comedians would “crack up” at their own jokes. This would have been scandalous or at least disastrous as late as the 1960s, but programs like The Sonny and Cher Hour [sic] eased the audience into the new culture, much as the Lear and MTM programs had eased them out of the old one.

The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hourwas truer than most to the culture however, and it continued to be so as the Nixon nightmare wore on…The forces of entropy apparent in the short life of the Sonny and Cher series were emblematic of larger forces informing American life. The women’s movement, the fall of Nixon, and the overthrow of traditional attitudes regarding marriage, race, class, and deviance all combined with the largest and most acutely felt change of all—the collapse of the once-mighty American economy. The stylistic innovations of All in the Family and The Mary Tyler Moore Show were decisively engineered projects arising out of the network’s perennial lust for ratings, “buzz, ” and advertising revenue. Now, shows for an unhappy culture began to come off the assembly line.

So the show essentially eased America into the idea of performers making bloopers and acting irreverent? Is that all? If so, didn’t the crack-ups of Tim Conway and Harvey Korman do the same? Although the last paragraph above barely hints at this: I’d like to think the deadpan character created for Cher on the show was a powerful anecdote to the suppressed and patronized characters of Lucy Ricardo and Jeannie imprisoned in her bottle. At least this was the resulting interpretation for 3rd wave Gen X/Riot Grrl feminists like me.

I hope to dig up more pop culture theorizing about The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour as I peruse the libraries of academia. But for now this book, with these slight few paragraphs, has given me something concrete to chew on and has altered my view of the show’s possible importance to our cultural evolution.

 

Cher on Night of 100 Stars (1982)

Many thanks to Dany for sending the link to Cher's appearance on Night of 100 Stars in 1982. Check the video near the 6:20 mark. Cher appears at the back of the stage.

Stars

There are a few things I want to say about this clip:

  1. I was 12 in 1982 and I would cash-in the official Ladd-house rule allowing me to stay up one night a week for shows like this. The rule was first instated after my obsession with The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour in 1974 and during The Sonny & Cher Show, which ran in 1976-1977, during which time we moved from Albuquerque, New Mexico, to St. Louis, Missouri, most importantly from Mountain Standard Time to Central Standard Time, a difference of one hour which rendered my 8pm bedtime alarming in that I would miss my weekly fix of Sonny & Cher. Who I was obsessed with. My parents created this rule to accommodate the tragic situation. But after Cher's last TV show was cancelled, I used the rule for the first Solid Gold specials and these parades of celebrities performing scant seconds of theatrical fashion modeling. What a weird concept for a show. Hours of excitement for an ultimately frustrating few seconds of your sauntering celebrity of choice. Could you even get famous people to agree to do this today?
      
  2. Looking back on this episode with Cher in the mix, how awesome that she gets to be the center of this parading V, like a princess among celebrities. The Queen Bee. She is the enticing reveal, the centerpiece, the bride atop the cake! She smiles nervously and appreciatively, doing the runway walk with in a very modified Cher strut. She even tosses her bouquet in the fadeout.

Yes, it was good to be 12 years old in 1982, although it was a quiet time in between Cher comebacks. You thought nobody cared about Cher in that gap of fame time, but apparently they did.
 

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