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Cher’s Self-Penned Album Not.com.mercial Is Available Again Online

Notcom

In 2001, Cher independently released a record of music she either wrote herself or co-wrote while at a songwriter's retreat
outside of Bordeaux, France, with the likes of Patty Smyth. She recorded the resulting songs with David Letterman's band and released the album on what was then Artists Direct under her Isis brand.

The name "not.com.mercial" was a play on the phenomenon of the Internet at that time and all things being ".com" which allowed Cher to release her music directly to her fans and the fact that Warner Bros., her label at the time, refused to release it with the critique that it was "not commercial enough." So I'm prejudiced apparently but I think Cher could spit on a street corner and that would be commercial enough.

From Cher Scholars' Online Review:

The tracks were recorded between
Love Hurts in 1991 and It's a Man's World in 1996 and the music serves as a bridge, sound wise, between the bombastic late 80s material and
the mellow late 90s material. Cher tackles beefy themes such as her feelings
about the Catholic Church of her childhood (in the controversial "Sisters of Mercy"), American
military veterans (in the tight "Fit to Fly"), a kind of restlessness
which might explain her need to buy new houses every two years ("Runnin"),
the problem of homelessness ("Our Lady of San Francisco" which
contains the unfortunate Bob Dole line that everyone gave her shit about), showbiz advise to Chaz's old girlfriend ("Disaster
Cake"), general heartache ("Still") a song that would
have broken up the monotony on any shlock-rock 80s album ("With or
Without You"), and finally, a cynical song about Kurt Cobain
("The Fall"). It's good Cher-speak for unbelievers.

Cher News posted the link to the new Cher shop: http://cher.shop.bravadousa.com/.

You can buy a t-shirt too.

Cher Scholar Has Been Under the Weather This Holiday Season

CherballI've been missing posting little tidbits of Cher news this whole holiday season! For Thanksgiving, Mr. Cher Scholar and I went to New York City to see The Book of Mormon. When we were sitting in the jam-packed La Guardia airport waiting to fly back to Santa Fe, we both started to feel feverish.

Five weeks later and I'm still not over it. It has morphed from a cold to a flu to a cold again. Although dramatic goings-on at work, spending too much time out in the cold weather, and Christmas shopping and shipping duties didn't help for a speedy recovery, I had no energy left to do much Cher scholarin. Here is a flashback over the end of November and December in Cher Land.

Cher calls for a boycott of Walmart due to their guns sales and the tragic Connecticut shooting of school children. I have already been avoiding Walmart for 10 years due to my mother's boycott of Walmart due to their screwing over workers, small businesses and local economies all while their heirs hoard a huge chunk of American wealth. I think Forbes Magazine said it best: "Six Waltons Have More Wealth Than the Bottom 30% of Americans."

Cher does not appear on the X-Factor finale as reported but goes to Russia instead for a private concert. Stories from Cher World and Cher News:

AirportHere is Cher leaving the airport in LA looking like an ageless hipster:

And Cher in Russia doing Russian things:


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Performing and receiving a crown. That must have been her fee.

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Looking like a stern Russian femme fetale (what a role that would be!) while getting in a limo:

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Cher this month also reported being hot for the character who plays Golem in The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit: Andy Serkus. Here is a picture of him shirtless.

 

 

 

 

 

Cher just released a Christmas Tweet: "Have the best Christmas ever! I know Christmas sucks sometimes – try to do something you like! Watch a movie you like, have a piece of pie, ice cream, pop corn, buttermilk, biscuits or something you love!"

Cher also posted pics of her house decorated for a Christmas party.

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Due to our illnesses, Mr. Cher Scholar and I cancelled our Christmas party and I didn't put up any decorations, which are very similar to Cher's minus the lighting, ceilings, floors, silverware and ginormous trees. Between our lack of festivity, the Connecticut shooting and the sad-sack stories of my co-workers, this made for the most depressing Christmas I've had in years.

I had not read Cher's tweet by yesterday but I inadvertently did something I don't usually do just to cheer myself up: I ate a cheese ball.

Merry Christmas everybody.

I hope the good spirit of cheese balls lives in you this week.

 

Reviews of New Single

SingleI still have high hopes for the new Cher album, which is now rumoured to drop in late March. We shall see. I guess this might also mean the new Cher biography, Strong Enough (not being strong enough itself to avoid being strung along all year by recurringly-delayed album release dates), will be published next year as well.

And…I'm also hopeful the album is being described by Cher as "eclectic."

Reviews of the first single aren't terrible. They just aren't great.

Cher scholar Dishy forwarded to me the Entertainment Weekly review:

“Cher’s voice still has enough seismic boom to knock out a power grid, but the new dance-the-heartache-away jam from Our Lady of Perpetual Comeback suffers from a tinny club beat and lame lyrics about ‘dancing so low in the dark on the club floor’—both of which already sound more dated than anything in her 1998 Auto-Tune anthem ‘Believe.’” C+

At least EW likes her voice these days.

My friend Christopher (if not a Cher fan, someone I would describe as "Cher positive") had this to say:

I've listened to it three times now.  It's okay–not terrible, but it's a little bit repetitive, and there's nothing new or exciting about the music–it sounds like mid 90s house music, especially the thump-thump at the beginning. 

It's too bad that she isn't leading the album's release with a song that has a more pop feel to it.  There's no way this track–which is very club-oriented–will crossover to the Top 40.  Though I can totally see a club full of shirtless gay guys jumping up and down and belting out the lyrics.  By the way, the lyrics are very generic.  And how many more "I'm strong enough to rise above" songs do we need from her?
 
I think what I like best about it is the gusto of her singing.  She sounds committed.
 

Diva Incarnate

Cher scholar Dishy recently alerted me to the site Diva Incarnate which has some very well-written reviews of Cher performances on older albums AND some rare little publicity shots. I love the way the writer categorizes her oeuvre: "a mix of poppers o'clock dance tracks, soft-core cougar rock and sleepy torch ballads."

For the page on Bonnie Jo Mason (1964):
Bonniejo

"Forty-five years later the track still sounds fresh and remarkably intense…deliberately borrowing ideas from The Beatles' 'She Loves You.'"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For the pagStars2e on Stars (1975):

  • The site calls the album a "torch song bender" and a masterpiece, one very special album and "her real Oscar winning performance, a souring artistic triumph of alarming beauty, disarming characterization and profound dignity…Cher puts one on a gripping journey…the album displays a poignant maturity she is rarely given credit for. This album is her real autograph."
  • "Bell Bottom Blues" is "a gorgeous battle against downtrodden, drunken piano-laden sadness. Cher sings with rare grit and passion that someone like Pink would saw her dick off for…[it's sung] like a shooting star with an exhaust pipe."
  • "Love Enough" is "a thing of whimsical beauty…so swoonsome and cradles your heart with horrific tenderness."
  • "These Days" [has] "a wilting orchestra that folds over like lace curtains inside her gypsy caravan…Cher's voice glides like flowing ribbon."
  • "Just This One Time" has "a choir that threatens to steal Cher's thunder before the dark lady brings out her rare and privileged falsetto. Cher's mountain climb of a vocal is jaw-dropping."
  • "Stars" is "a gorgeous finale, sung with private grace…desolated loneliness."

For the I'd Rather Believe in You (1976) paIdrather5ge:

  • "Cher's voice is a throaty elixir of hot lead and ash."
  • "The title track is the album's real winner: sad and joyful in equal measure, the gorgeous piano rouses Cher's authentic 'yeah oh yeah.'"
  • "A fine record but not an exceptional one…the vivid emotion conveyed on Stars is sorely longed for."
  • "Cher is a cement-cracking architect of her own material, despite hardly ever writing any of it; she wastes no time with uncertainty, and her 'deadpan' portrayal is what makes her so real." [Check out Cher Zine 2 for complete explication of Cher's deadpan strategy from variety TV to film to music.]

The page of mid-1970s Phil Spector singles:
Hair

  • "A Woman's Story" is "a slow burning candle, a languid brewing stew, and the results are dense and hotter than a Turkish bath….the seething and cutaneously operatic backing vocals blister with burning inferno whilst Cher flatly grimaces 'hell no.'"
  • "Baby I Love You" is "crestfallen and dewy, oozing into hibernating meditation. Cher draws out new-found tenderness to the lyric, usually full of so much joy."
  • "A Love Like Ours" has "over-yelping and [is] slightly out of key as she belts 'knock knock knocking every day.'"
  • "These lingering recordings…pack more heat than all of her oil-gargling cougar schlock-rock from the mid-80s to early 90s."

For the Black Rose (1980) Page:
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  • This album served "as basic training and skid-marks the debut of the leotard."
  • On "Never Should've Started" her "chainsaw vocals rip the material to shreds…with a witch-crackling hostility… and ballsy performance."
  • "Julie" is "heavy chugging."
  • "88 Degrees" is "more 'tart with a heart' rhetoric but they are tying themselves in knots with this train wreck."
  • In "You Know It" it is "always great to hear Cher sing alongside a man, usually emasculating them."
  • After "Fast Company" "someone give her a made-up phone number already! Doo-wop backing vocals hurry her out the door. Lord knows who with."

For the I Paralyze (1982) pagParalyze7e:

  • "Cher Paralyzes Her Chart Positions"
  • "It
    was the first of 4 schlock rock affairs and by far the best…her next
    three albums would rely heavily on their boxer-in-the-ring style
    singles."
  • "It has been argued that her voice was simply too big for the lead single, the 60s girlband pastiche "Rudy."
  • On "Games" she "sings so deep it's hard not to wonder if she's deep-throating the microphone."
  • "I Paralyze" is "pure Elvis…so visceral it's a wonder her vocal chords aren't sharp enough to shred timber."
  • "When Cher quips 'you're as real as a dollar bill' her innate pronunciation manages to make the couplet rhyme."
  • "Book
    of Love" is "worth a million bad album tracks for the throwaway lyric
    'hey-ho' inadvertently being one of the familiar quirks used to
    impersonate her.

For Believe (1999):
Believe

  • "The exotica heavy-breathing of "The Power"…its bridge is gorgeous, one of parental disdain and caution."
  • "The female Elvis sound sensual on the sturdy hell-no anthem "Strong Enough" but this is throwaway stuff."
  • "The sumptuous fast-lane craziness [and] mesmerizing poetry of "Taxi Taxi" and the sensual aroma of "Love is in the Groove" [has] pulsating elegance….[both] are floating and sublime and I just love their dreamy lyrics."
  • "The euro-pop of "All or Nothing" is incredibly cheesy (and wonderfully so) but she injects so much euphoria into it, as do those tremoring guitars."
  • "Takin Back My Heart" is "weak (Diane Warren has a lot to answer for)."

For Living Proof (2001):

  • "The Music's No Good Without You" is "a monotune affair
    Whitehairwith expressive verses and an emotional soliloquy she wrote herself. I wasn't completely sold. That is, until I saw her music video, which was a tribute to Gandalf from The Lord of the Rings and I felt better."
  • "The unyielding pathos of "You Take it All"…is mesmerizing and emotional to say the least (the middle eight is heroic)."
  • "When the Money's Gone" is "basllsy kitchen-sink Hi-NRG….[and] just daft fun."
  • "Real Love" sounds "like a robot with bulimia."
  • "This will hopefully be the last dance album from Cher of this kind; the album proves there was little for her left to do in this genre…What the album does have is coherent and plaintive elegance."

I loved reading these takes on some of Cher's great albums and definitely think 'tart with a heart' is a very common Cher meme we could really explore further.

 

Get Well Cards for Cher’s Mum and Kitty

MrbigThere was news last week that both Cher's mom and cat were under the weather. For Cher's mother, Cher News reported that Georgia was recovering from a bout with pneumonia. Pneumonia can be very scary. Even scarier for Cher, apparently Georgia wants to start tweeting. Recently Cher tweeted that her mom was "Much better. I'm going to her house, and let her tweet, but I will be
on iPad. I can't trust her, in one minute, she'll be showing naked baby
pictures."

That's funny. But things sounded more critical with Cher's beloved cat, Mr. Big.

ContactMusic reported that Cher tweeted:

"Mr.
Big is sick in hosp (hospital). My friend Kat is with him, she's top
heart Dr (doctor). I was crying… The weird thing is I never think
about him sick! He was almost dead when we found him in Detroit, but
after that he has never been sick."

Cher posted a number of
pictures of Mr. Big and later admitted the cat was starting to show
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signs of improvement: "Mr Big in his little oxygen tent, getting his Iv
of meds (medication) wrapped in blanket, but he's still eating! Nurses
love him… Kat, his heart Dr. says he will be well enough 2 (to) have
echocardiogram (a heart scan) tomorrow. Says he's feeling better after
meds (sic) & oxygen! Better is good!..

"I'm great in an emergency, but I cry when it's over & everything is fine!"

I hope Georgia and Mr. Big get well soon. Then if Cher won't let Georgia put naked baby-Cher pictures on Twitter, we can get Mr. Big up and tweeting instead. Imagine the tweets that little guy could send us.

Woman’s World Single Released

WomansworldI spent Thanksgiving weekend in New York City, seeing The Book of Mormon on Broadway (totally awesome!) and viewing Katharine Hepburn's costumes in a show at the New York Public Library for Performing Arts (also awesome), visiting my friends (more on meeting Cher-scholar Dishy once I download my photos this weekend), Sarah Lawrence College, the city itself and enjoying some good good food (bagels, pizza, knish, Chinese food for Thanksgiving in Chinatown).

I'm sitting in the lobby of MOMA on Friday, waiting for Mr. Cher Scholar to find a bathroom, when I see this Billboard.com headline on my iPhone: Cher's 'Woman's World': New Single Gets Early Release. It seems the constant leaks of the song somewhat encouraged a hasty release. But dammit! This was not a good time to mosey on over to YouTube to hear the official song. That would have to wait until Friday night back at our hotel, the brownstone Chelsea Lodge.

This was my first Cher release on an iPhone. That was exciting but sadly, neither me nor Mr. Cher Scholar were blown away. In fact, he called it "boring." Ack! I was more troubled by the inane lyrics. Dishy and I commiserated over this the next day. He gave me a printout of the lyrics. At my most generous I want to say the song is a double-play of words (the word "woman" being a nod to both feminists and gay men). Women don't need no stinkin' men. We're strong, love hurts, etc. etc. A pretty empty girl/gay mantra at the end of the day. After all the smart, poetic imagery found in material on Believe and Living Proof and the unreleased song "Human" from Stuck on You, this fails to get under my skin the way Janelle Monae has been doing. It's also too close to covered ground.

That said, I didn't like "The Music's No Good Without You." I didn't much like "Just Like Jesse James" or "Half Breed." Hell, I didn't love "Believe." And clearly the masses disagree with me. My favorite songs to date are decidedly non-hits. So Cher has nothing to worry about. This may be another cash cow.

So far, the song has been getting positive feedback out there:

  • Atlanta Constitution Journal Blog called it a "a festive call for unity and female empowerment."
  • Idolator calls it a "balls-to-the-wall dance jam."
  • Only a writer for NewNowNext asks the question: "Cher’s New Single: Is It Good?" And in the end, he's ambivalent:

So at this point, I don’t know if her singles can feel like events
anymore. Cher releasing an good new song is like Meryl Streep delivering
another great performance: It’s what you expect. You’re happy about it,
but it’s what you expect. It would only be news if Meryl Streep sucked
or the Cher song was really bad.

But hey… consistency isn’t a bad thing. It’s pretty amazing,
actually. With the possible exceptions of Paul McCartney and Barbra
Streisand, Cher is the only pop star of the 1960s who is still releasing
new music that people care about. And of those three, she’s the only
one who can reasonably expect her new songs to reach across multiple
generations. If we take her excellence as a given, then that’s just
proof that she rules.

The song was set to appear on iTunes this past Monday or Tuesday, but as of today, Saturday, it has yet to appear. You can, however, search "Woman's World Cher" on iTunes and find a free podcast copy of the "Let's Stop Misogyny Bootleg Club Mix."

 

Inventing David Geffen to Air on PBS Next Week

ChergeffenpremiereDavid Geffen's biopic airs November 20th. Last week Cher was at the premiere in support.

On the red carpet she spoke of their relationship saying she was crazy about him and they were in love. When asked if Geffen was gay at the time, Cher responded that at that time in his life, she was the right person for him.

Watch the video and see more pics on Cher World: http://www.cherworld.com/cher-news/cher-attends-american-masters-inventing-david-geffen/

Producer Susan Lacy talks about making the film and Cher's input:

It was a
long process. During a period of four years, I was doing interviews [off
and on] whenever I could. It turned out it was a really good thing that
I could do that. Because the people I really wanted took two years to
schedule. It took a long time to get Neil Young, for example, who tours a
lot. I think Cher is a huge addition to the film, another person who's very difficult to schedule.

Reviews of the documentary:

List of A-Listers at the event: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/inventing-david-geffen-premiere-la-stars-390374 

Another PBS must-watch is tonight and tomorrow's Ken Burns documentary on the Dust Bowl. It's as relevant today with its arguments over science and man-made disasters.

 

Go Vote: Kristen Stewart V. Cher: Who Rocks a Sheer Bodysuit Best?

BodysuitPeople Magazine is running a bodysuit poll and who doesn't care about bodysuits so go make your voice heard:

Banging bodies. Major success. Sheer jumpsuits. Three things Kristen Stewart and Cher have in common. But does K. Stew’s Zuhair Murad creation live up to Cher’s legendary black bodysuit?

Stewart wore her revealing ensemble — a shimmering, backless number — to the London premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 2 on Wednesday and earned mixed reviews from readers, some of whom found it sexy and some who thought it was salacious.

Cher has worn black bodysuits a zillion times throughout her career, most recently to the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards (left) — and most famously in her “If I Could Turn Back Time” video. And we’ve gotta say: she’s worn them well.

So who looks best? The newbie or the old (yet ageless) pro?  Vote in our poll.

You know what to do.

http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2012/11/15/kristen-stewart-cher-black-bodysuit/

 

Cher v. Trump, the Sequel

This is why Donald Trump can not be president, like ever. Why does he even have the time or even care to catfight with celebrities? He should be writing books about foreign policy and economics, not twitter-talking birth certificates, college transcripts, rugs and plastic surgery. It's egomaniacal and distinctly unpresidential.

Besides, haven't we already been here before?

But alas, here we go again. To see the hurling tweets, visit: http://entertainment.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/14/15167389-cher-mocks-donald-trumps-hair-he-disses-her-plastic-surgery

Are twitter wars like 1940s alley fights?

 

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