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The Lady of Burlesque

Stanwyck, Barbara (Lady of Burlesque)_01 So you're aware Cher co-hosted Turner Classic Movies last week with Robert Osbourne. She, dressed in all black, curled up in one of the red chairs and talked about her favorite movies. She said she started out with list of 60 films that needed to be pared down to four.

I watched the first three movies that night. I had to catch this last one two days later, after going out with some friends of ours visiting from LA. But I want to start with this one because it was my favorite. Even Cher licked her lips when talking about it. Cher said this 1943 movie Lady of Burlesque was off the radar for many Barbara Stanwyck fans. Cher calls it hysterical and noted that it was written by Gypsy Rose Lee. Gypsy Rose Lee also wrote the movie TCM followed Cher’s set with, the musical Gypsy (a connection to both Cher and Rose Lee). I had never seen Gypsy and unfortunately my new Direct TV cut off the film half way through. After whining to John about it, he said "she grows up and becomes a stripper, her sister gets married and the mom gets pissed off."

Robert Osbourne and Cher talk about the “tootsie” aspect of Lady of Burlesque. I misunderstood this to mean there would be cross-dressing involved. Then they clarified this to mean “dolls and dames.” Oy, the generation gap. Cher calls the movie "fun…a perfect storm for happiness" and admires the Edith Head costumes for Stanwyck. Therefore, it's interesting to note here that Bob Mackie was once an assistant to Edith Head and you can see the line of influence.

Cher also enjoyed the movie as a story about strippers backstage, especially old tyme ones. Other Stanwyck films Cher likes: The Lady Eve and Christmas in Connecticut. 

Barbara Stanwyck plays the headline burlesque performer Dixie. The club is in New York, off "The Great White Way" and this is the second film in Cher's set with performers working toward or on Broadway, the third film in the set about stage performers.250px-MichaelOSheaLadyofBurlesque1

The burlesque show lives in an old opera house and is soon bu sted by the cops. Then two murders are committed–a bitchy stripper named Lolita La Verne and a former employee named Princess Nirvena. Twice Dixie is targeted. The whole time you wonder if the comic who has a crush on Dixie, Biff played by Michael O’Shea, is the culprit. I was very distracted by Biff because he looked a lot like a piano player I dated back in 2005.

I love interrogation scenes. So I found this movie's two interrogation scenes hilarious; both times the detective interviewed all 30 show people in one room.

The four films Cher selected are very different but there is a small thread about upward mobility and chaffing class conflicts among them all. In this movie, Dixie startes out wanting to get outa this burlesque and move on to something better. She also feels she's too good for no-good comics. However, by the end of the movie she decides she’s “not so snooty anymore” and she stands by her burlesque show.

This movie held my interest and was full of Interesting and likable background characters. There's lots of stagy, show-biz stuff going on and Stanwyck walks around looking glamorous and acting feisty. Two things right up a Cher-fan's alley.

The movie also reminds me about the need for classic film preservation. When I freeze-framed a portion of the movie, I could see a tear in the film that had been spliced together. Other scenes had damages to the print as well. How sad that the best TCM copy of this film was left to decompose this much.

Spoiler alert: Mark Twain did it.

  

A Spring of Tweets

Cherseyeview These are my favorite Cher tweet pics:

1. The Cher's eye view — ex: Cher watching Rachel Maddow on TV with her cat.

2. Cher posting pics of herself and friends like any mortal human would –ex: Cher with Kathy Griffin, Glam-a-Cher

Here is a summary of paticularly interesting tweets in April and May (if I do these two months at a time, I can catch up).

By the way, I was listening to John Fugelsang last week on talk radio. He had a particularly astute comment to make about Twitter. He said twitter helps one get in touch with all the people who hate you. It’s the place to spew hate anonymously.

April:

Cher doesn’t think she’s beautiful; she loves living in Malibu; when she was a poor kid, she had to eat Bffs beef stew for a whole week; she might marry again; says she is immature like her mom; it was heaven working with “Little Johnny” Nicholson; for fun she likes to travel, watch movies, and paddle board in Maui; she intended to contact the Missouri Governor over the puppy mill issue; she confirms the next album is a dance album (phooey):  “country must come after” (sure it will); she asked Lucy’s advise about leaving Sonny; she got butter on her iPhone eating popcorn; she was very excited about a video she was directing from interviews and a duet for her mom's 85th birthday; she calls Elvis and her twins separated at birth (this is very true); she calls Donald Trump a pompous asshole (also hard to argue with that); she loved the singing show The Voice (I liked the only episode I saw, the season finale) and thinks American Idol is mean to performers (I missed last season–can't stand J-Lo); she gives sporadic show biz advice and relationship advice: "don’t lose ur dignity or disrespect theirs"; she never sees herself as a powerful, great person, she has “courage not confidence”; she had tooth drama.

May:

Her assistants, Deb and Jen, work long hours; Sugi is her chef; she's selling pilots with Zimmerman Glamazon which is allowing her time to do the snoopy dance; she calls album producers “so fkng radical…I can’t believe they want to work with me"; she's proud of Chaz for her Emmy nomination; she likes keeping vampire hours; is frustrated people wont tell her how to fix her tweets, "fkn tell me ONCE & 4 ALL…pls tell me what am I doing wrong?" (She needs to let go of that…she's Cher, she can tweet however the fk she wants); she thinks older equals wiser is "Bullshit" (well, I don't feel wiser but I sure am a lot more comfortable in my skin now that everyone is either my age, younger, or nearly retired — I'm not nearly so intimidated by everyone anymore); she says in Zookeeper "my part is smaller than Sarah Palin’s IQ" and she threw a party for young Israli and Palestinian musicians, hosting 100 big wigs for dinner and music. She posted lots of pics and it was a Moroccan theme. My LA friend Julie was driving by Cher's house the day after this party and she contacted me to alert me to the plethora of trash barrels outside on the curb. It looks like Cher had a party, she said.

 

Cher Sings the Hits

ChersingshitsThank you Cher scholar Robrt for reminding me of this most unfortunate compilation in your comment to last week's post.

It reminds me of a story. When I was a preteen, I found a list of Cher's ouvre in a record guide sitting in the entertainment section at our tiny B. Dalton bookstore at the mall. I secretly wrote the list out on an envelope found in my purse. Back then, you couldn't just peruse books with a cup of coffee like you can do at Borders (well before Borders went kaput). If you were caught reading something, you might hear: "Are you gonna buy that?"

With that stolen list, I was on a mission. My mother made my brother drive me from the burbs into the city of St. Louis to search the two local used record stores. It wasn't the bonding moment it would have been had I had a flamboyantly gay brother.

Soon, I found a list of more used record stores in the back ads of Rolling Stone magazine. Bingo! I hand-wrote letters to stores all over the country. I wish I had a copy of one of these dorky letters by my 10-year old self. Let me tell you, in the early 80s nobody was looking for Sonny & Cher records. Long story short, I was very excited to find someone in Indiana or some such place had a copy of Cher Sings the Hits. I was picturing an album of 60s covers. Okay so that pretty much describes any Cher or Sonny & Cher album of the 60s (give or take a few Sonny songs)…but I was imagining different covers, new covers. More hit-y covers. What I did not expect was another Cher compilation album of somewhat questionable hits like:

  1. Alfie
  2. You Don’t Have To Say You Love Me
  3. Blowin’ In The Wind
  4. Will You Love Me Tomorrow
  5. Like A Rolling Stone
  6. I Want You
  7. Magic In The Air
  8. Masters Of War
  9. Catch The Wind

Ok, so some of those had been hits by other people. But clearly not all of them. And I took umbrage with the usage of the work the in the title, as if this indicated surely that these would be the definitive hits of the day.

Add to that the travesty that the album didn't even include a picture on the cover! Why did it exist?? It was my first moment of compilation dismay, heralding in a lifetime of more to follow. Do James Joyce scholars go through this? I don't think so.

  

Chaz on Dancing with the Stars

There was a rumor Chaz would be a contestant on Dancing with the Stars…and it was widely confirmed this week. I was seriously hoping it wasn't true because I don't look forward to watching this show but now feel I must. Two nights of week of dancing!

In fact I was naively surprised that Chaz appearing on the show would cause an uproar in the state of Hate. I guess it's not unexpected…considering this gives them something new to hate. It's very kewl that Cher defended Chaz against the haters today from her platform of tweets:

Cher Slams "Stupid Bigots" for Dissing 'DWTS' Pick Chaz Bono
http://www.ivillage.com/cher-slams-bigots-dissing-dancing-stars-pick-chaz-bono/1-a-379111

Tune in: Dancing with the Stars is on ABC Mondays and Tuesdays starting Monday Sept. 19 and Chaz will be paired with Lacey Schwimmer. I'll be there.

  

Cher Tweets & Blas de Otero

Blas Two days ago I printed off all the Cher tweets I've missed since April. One hundred and sixty six (166) pages of them. Jesus! I've got a tomb of tweets to decipher this week. Avoiding this, I perused the latest of Cher's twitter photos…people are sending Cher their tattoes of her name on their persons. And she very kindly comments that it's a great honor. And unless someone supports a tatt-sleve that also contains the names of Cher Lloyd and Snooki, I think it is.

If you have a Cher tatt, you know what you need to do.  

Anyway, I've only made it through about 40 pages so far and some very funny tweets….lots of interesting things going on. But she also expresses lots of frustration about the U.S. political clusterf*ck and the crisis it poses for the country.

One of my big frustrations is hearing from people from all over the country who can’t or refuse to escape their narcicism and selfish thinking. It's an ideological blindness and a spiritual looting of America in the name of God.

I'm now reading some Spanish poets…I love their poems, so full of blood, guts and melodrama. This prose poem reminded me in general of Cher's tweets, which I had just stopped reading to pick up some Spanish poems:

Walking

For some time now there have been two worlds or ways for man to walk, behind history or catching up with it: propping up crippled ideas, laying down new foundations on which to set life up.

And I saw the world as a sea churning with people, hanging on to one another as they went down; and the world just risen among broken tombs and inscriptions that lied.

I went out to the countryside and saw the sun drinking the blood of millions of people who had been sacrifieced brutally; and I followed the road I found crowded with footsteps that moved along calmly, sure of what was ahead of them.

Blas de Otero (1916 – 1933)

TV Alert (TCM Nite is Coming)

TV Reminder: Cher is hosting a night of Turner Classic Movies in two weeks, on Wednesday September 7 starting at 8 pm Eastern time (but check your local listings!!)

According to the TCM schedule for September, this only runs once, so don't miss it!

Cher TCM-realated links:

In light of Chaz Bono's Emmy nod, OWN has annuonced a follow-up documentary to Becoming Chaz by the same World of Wonder productions tentatively called Chaz and Jen. With this second documentary (and their appearances on Celebrity Fit Club and Sell This House), Chaz and Jen are now officially reality TV stars.

 

Sonny & Cher Once Again

OnceagainIt's true I have an irrational fascination with the Cher-Compilation-Industrial-Complex. Secretly, I believe Oompa Loompas are in some factory putting these things out. This is an old rare one I've been hunting for many years…basically for the cover art….a painterly representation of Sonny & Cher. Now that I have it, I'm highly disturbed by it.

Hilariously, this MCA compilation, Sonny in Cher Once Again, was produced for Spencer Gifts in 1976. Any mall rat from the 1970s remembers the cheap gifts, sex games and back-of-the-store poster racks of their favorite mall store Spencers. The electronic puppy running into the wall at the front of the store? Where else could you get a pet rock? By the time I was frequenting their shelves, Sonny & Cher merchandise was long gone.

But back to this unusual cover art. The artist is not credited for some reason and the faces of Sonny & Cher are a bit off. Cher's lips and nose especially. Sonny looks more like Magnum PI, Cher like Lindsay Lohan. Secondly, their heads are taken from two completely different pictures…and you can kinda tell by the awkward positioning. Cher is from the back cover of the 1972 All I EVer Need is You album, the best S&C picture ever taken in my humble opinion.

I have no idea where Sonny's image was extracted from. That blue button down is totally unrecognizable to me. Especially without fancy embroidery on it. Does anybody know? The background is I guess some kind of a door opening into a large fern forest.

Once Again is a good name for a compilation from them. Other good compilation titles would be: Yet Again, More Random Selections from Sonny & Cher, You Haven't Seen The Last of a Sonny & Cher and/or Cher Compilation.

This is also a double album. It's got a mix of songs from their Live and Kapp/MCA albums…so you get "Train of Thought" bumping up on "Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show" and "Half Bread" inbetween "The Beat Goes On" and "Song for You." It ends on "United We Stand."

I love their version of that song. I really do.

  

Cher in Books

Rupaulposterspoof So if you've been reading along over the last six months, you know I've been addicted to the feminist empowerment enacted in drag to be found on RuPaul's Drag U. RuPaul publicized his latest book on the show so I read it, RuPaul's Workin It.

Synopsis review: the first chapter was awesome; the rest was a kind of sketchy thin diary of drag beauty tips.

There were three Cher mentions:

p. 87–Proportion is Everything: "From my collection of pop-culture influences, I added two parts Diana Ross, a pinch of Bugs Bunny, two heaping spoonfuls of Dolly Parton, a dash of Joseph Campbell and three parts Cher. It worked. I worked. You better work!"

[That's most parts Cher isnt' it?]

p. 97–Travels with my Wig: "In the early nineties, Lypsinka told me that Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson had told her that Cher had several kick-drum cases customized to house stationary wig heads for travel. So that's exactly what I did."

[Where do the drums go then?]

p. 98–Hair Proportions: "Cher can wear very long, flat hair because she has a long neck and long torso."

There are no Cher mentions in the book Starstruck, The Business of Celebrity by Elizabeth Currid-Halkett. And yet reading it you can't help thinking of Cher's longevity in regard to the tactics the book describes. It's somewhat of a academic and dry read that discusses mostly celebrity for celebrity's sake…people of Paris Hilton's calibre.

The basic idea is that you can ensure your celebrity status by making sure you are seen (and photographed) with other "hot" current celebrities. The book describes people's odd machinations to aquire fame by constructing friendships and publicity events. Perfect evidence of this appeared in December 2010's LA Magazine interview with a personal shopper who said, "One woman asked me to buy her ball gowns with matching shoes, Judith Leiber bags, and jewelry for every night of the week, then hire professional photographers to shoot her wherever she went, like paparazzi."

Who's to say how actively Cher Inc subscribes to this idea of recording and being photographed with the hippest kids of late (Lady Gaga); however, you don't see her doing duets with no hasbeens.

  

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